carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

louisharrystylinson:

thehemospectrum:

what if our fingers were only as long as our toes

iwishihadafather:

imagine a denim g-string

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

milkshake-s:

fedae:

skinnysphynx:

librarybitch:

dinoonyourface:

johnny

holy fucking shit

oh nO HE STILL LOOKS PRETTY EVEN WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD THROW A FOOTBALL AT YOUR HEAD ON PURPOSE

fuck me

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

laughingstation:

buzzfeed:

This is terrifying.

itallgoesdownhillfromhere:

 

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

conveys:

datscutee:

dontworrybekarl:

best office moment ever hands down

basically just explains the office all together

the feels

sassysyo:

wolfchildame:

chesiresailboats:

midnightstar13:

could-you-stop:

elbaka:

wrathiasbellarminas:

camflougedzut:

See this book? It is a book about birthday. Each birthday has a page describing the person born on that, almost to a T.

It has the positives and negative traits of the birth date, advice/a description of the love life, career careers, lucky numbers, lucky days of the week, ect.

I’m bored, so let’s do something fun.

Reblog this with your birth date, and I will tell you what this book says about you.

EDIT: Please have your submit turned on.

nov 7

October 1.

september 18

december 1

July 28

December 31st

June 17th

I have this book

icelikelollies:

novakian:

cactuscatus:

mindimpalace:

princessgamzee:

kittyvoodoos:

filths:

blackkardashian:

lifesucksandyoureawhore:

somethingnotobscenefunnystuff:

rosiedoll:

davidsreality:

fairlyevenparents:

wow i love the shade of purple she’s wearing

whoever mows the lawn did a great job.

Those pajamas look amazing.

okay so you se the tree in the top right corner? it’s pretty perfect

her dimples are adorable

i have those pajamas!

oh my fucking god you guys i can’t believe you haven’t even noticed the fact her hair is like a perfect shade of brown, i mean just look at it

all those spots on her pyjamas i just can’t, she is so adorable

awwww, look at that smile! what a cutie.

WOW ARE YOU GUYS STUPID

HOW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED

WHY IN THE WORLD IS SHE WEARING PAJAMAS OUTSIDE?????

I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS

HERE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE NICE STUFF IN THE PICTURE

WHEN

HER

FUCKING

HAIR

IS IT LIKE WET SERIOUSLY WHO TAKES A PICTURE WEARING PAJAMAS AND WITH WET HAIR OMFG

is that fire

no

googlehomo:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard