I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
imagine a denim g-string
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
holy fucking shit
oh nO HE STILL LOOKS PRETTY EVEN WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD THROW A FOOTBALL AT YOUR HEAD ON PURPOSE
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks
best office moment ever hands down
basically just explains the office all together
See this book? It is a book about birthday. Each birthday has a page describing the person born on that, almost to a T.
It has the positives and negative traits of the birth date, advice/a description of the love life, career careers, lucky numbers, lucky days of the week, ect.
I’m bored, so let’s do something fun.
Reblog this with your birth date, and I will tell you what this book says about you.
EDIT: Please have your submit turned on.
I have this book
wow i love the shade of purple she’s wearing
whoever mows the lawn did a great job.
Those pajamas look amazing.
okay so you se the tree in the top right corner? it’s pretty perfect
her dimples are adorable
i have those pajamas!
oh my fucking god you guys i can’t believe you haven’t even noticed the fact her hair is like a perfect shade of brown, i mean just look at it
all those spots on her pyjamas i just can’t, she is so adorable
awwww, look at that smile! what a cutie.
WOW ARE YOU GUYS STUPID
HOW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED
WHY IN THE WORLD IS SHE WEARING PAJAMAS OUTSIDE?????
I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS
HERE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE NICE STUFF IN THE PICTURE
IS IT LIKE WET SERIOUSLY WHO TAKES A PICTURE WEARING PAJAMAS AND WITH WET HAIR OMFG
is that fire
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard